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Shia LaBeouf… your 15 minutes are up – Latest Movie News and Rumors

By The Vocabulariast on Sunday, 8th November 2009

Looks like Shia LaBeouf has been ditched in favor of Bradley Cooper… always a good choice. Cooper has recently been named as replacing LaBeouf in the film Dark Fields. LaBeouf was slated to be the leading man in the film.

The story revolves around a writer (Cooper) who comes across a secret drug that makes people smarter. While he acheives success with the drug, he starts to experience the potentially-lethal side effects, not to mention the men chasing after him for the drug.

Vocab’s Take: Perhaps the people in Hollywood have realized just what we’ve all known for years. LaBeouf is a douche and incapable of being the lead in movies. His lack of talent coupled with the fact that most men haqte him will no doubt have this effect on LaBeouf for years to come. I suggest getting into a knife fight to scar up that face a little bit… or going all Mickey Rourke in the hopes of becoming popular again years down the road. Anything to man that little bitch up a bit.

Can you tell me why I suck so bad... before I cry?

Can you tell me why I suck so bad... before I cry?

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