Stretch Armstrong 3-D – Latest Movie Rumors and News
By The Vocabulariast on Monday, 8th February 2010
Disturbingly Hairless.
Details are sketchy at the moment, but word on the streets is that Stretch Armstrong will be played by Taylor Lautner from New Moon. Way to peremptorily destroy your budding acting career dude. As if looking like a little bitch wwasn’t bad enough, now you’ve got to run around in a speedo for 90 minutes stretching your body parts in kids’ faces. You know… that’s a crime in some places.
Vocab’s Take: Yet another sign of the apocalypse… a third Hasbro toy being made into a movie. I can’t stress how big of a terrile flop this is going to be. Hopefully, someone will take some scissors and cut open the movie Stretch Armstrong to see what’s inside.
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To quote John McEnroe-You cannot be serious, YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS! Wasn’t Stretch Armstrong just like a rip off of Mr. Fantastic, only with a Dolph Lundgren look and even more fantastic mullet.
Yeah… but Stretch Armstrong isn’t banging the Invisible Woman… and his crotch doesn’t seem to stretch, something I’m sure Reed Richards could pull off, hence the nickname Mr. Fantastic.