The only real awards that I follow are the Razzies. These awards dole out kudos to the worst movies, actors, and stories of the year… and I completely love them.
Of course, I do have some bones to pick with them… for instance, nominating the Jonas Brothers for their 3D Experience Movie for worst actor. That’s not even acting. They’re just being themselves. I’d like to take them off and put Christian Bale on there. Or how about Jesse Eisenberg for Adventureland? Or Kristen Stewart from Adventureland? Also, I don’t think that Ali Larter should be on there for Obsessed… I thought she did an ok job for what was offered.
As far as their Worst Picture of the Decade prize? No Aaron Seltzer/Jason Friedberg movies? Where is Alone in the Dark? Where is House of the Dead? Where are Date Movie, Epic Movie, and Meet the Spartans? Any one of those movies is automatically worse than their nominees. Leave some comments, and while you’re at it check out Bobby Bless’ own response to reward season, The Blesses! You actually get to vote on stuff, so do it.
Here are this year’s nominees:
Worst Picture of 2009:
* All About Steve
* G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
* Land of the Lost
* Old Dogs
* Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (a.k.a. “Trannies, Too”)
WORST ACTOR OF 2009
* All Three Jonas Brothers, Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience
* Will Ferrell, Land of the Lost
* Steve Martin, Pink Panther 2
* Eddie Murphy, Imagine That
* John Travolta, Old Dogs
WORST ACTRESS Of 2009
* Beyonce, Obsessed
* Sandra Bullock, All About Steve
* Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
* Megan Fox, Jennifer’s Body and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
* Sarah Jessica Parker, Did You Hear About The Morgans?
WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009
* Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience
* Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, All About Steve
* Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or “Comic Riff,” Land of the Lost
* Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
* Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, The Twilight Saga: New Moon
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009
* Candice Bergen, Bride Wars
* Ali Larter, Obsessed
* Sienna Miller, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
* Kelly Preston, Old Dogs
* Julie White (as Mom), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009
* Billy Ray Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
* Hugh Hefner (as himself), Miss March
* Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon
* Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), Land of the Lost
* Marlon Wayans, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL (COMBINED CATEGORY FOR 2009)
* G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
* Land of the Lost
* Pink Panther 2 (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake)
* Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
* The Twilight Saga: New Moon
WORST DIRECTOR OF 2009
* Michael Bay, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
* Walt Becker, Old Dogs
* Brad Silberling, Land of the Lost
* Stephen Sommers, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
* Phil Traill, All About Steve
WORST SCREENPLAY OF 2009
* All About Steve, screenplay by Kim Barker
* G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, screenplay by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett, based on Hasbro’s G.I. Joe Characters.
* Land of the Lost, written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas, based on Sid & Marty Krofft’s TV series
* Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, written By Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman, based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures
* The Twilight Saga: New Moon, screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer
WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE (3 SPECIAL 30TH RAZZIE-VERSARY AWARDZ)
* Battlefield Earth (2000) – Nominated for 10 Razzies, “winner” of 8 (including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Years)
* Freddy Got Fingered (2001) – Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of five
* Gigli (2003) – Nominated for 10 Razzies, winner of seven (including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Years)
* I Know Who Killed Me (2007) – Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of eight
* Swept Away (2002) – Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of five
WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE
* Ben Affleck – (Nominated for nine “achievements,”winner” of two Razzies)
* Eddie Murphy – (Nominated for 12 “achievements,” “winner” of three Razzies)
* Mike Myers – (Nominated for four “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies)
* Rob Schneider – (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of one Razzie)
* John Travolta – (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of the Razzies)
WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE
* Mariah Carey – (The Single Biggest Individual Vote Getter of the Decade: 70+% Of ALL Votes For Worst Actress Of 2001), Glitter
* Paris Hilton (Nominated for five “Achievements,” “Winner” of four Razzies)
* Lindsay Lohan – (Nominated for five “achievements,” “winner” of three Razzies)
* Jennifer Lopez – (Nominated for nine “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies)
* Madonna – (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of four Razzies)
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